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[12 Aug 2004|03:53pm]
hot damn is it good to be back in new york. vermont when it comes to the mountains and sunsets is absolutely amazing, but when it comes to the people its a fucking walmart. we went blueberry picking and got like 10 pounds of blueberries. i feel in love with a park ranger named seth. donkowkey is alive and kicking. oh and i got my permit, 100% baby.
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[31 Jul 2004|04:10pm]
i just got home from the islands. of new jersey.
it was a good time, if youre into taking vicodin up the nose.
jimmy came up and my god does he want to fuck me.
i saw three shark fins in the water one night.
i fell asleep in the sun and got burnt in the most odd places.
i got hussled at the arcade and bought a new mouse pad.
got double dicked over and had to sleep on the porch with just a blanket and pillow.
lauren mooney is a doll.
i leave for vermont on wednesday.
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[14 Jul 2004|09:00pm]
so sunday was my grandpas birthday party. three of my uncles started talking about muslims and the war in iraq. the debate got heated and one of my uncles pretty much said, "oh, if you really think that way then get the hell out of my house you bigot." then he said "fine you ignorant asshole, im never going to step foot in this house again," or something as dramatic. while this was all happening my grandpa just sat in the corner and started to cry.
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way to pull an all nighter.. [14 Jul 2004|07:23am]
a model got caught at an airport with three small bags of cocaine in her luggage.

alyssa darling and i watched heathers which was AMAZING.
there was a scene in the movie where winona was like "no one will be able to stop him, not the fbi, the cia, not even the pta" and i go "the pta stopped us, stopped us dead in our tracks." which is so true it fucking hurts.
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[14 Jul 2004|03:50am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

so here i am home from europe. to save time; it was good. god it's been a long time.

i don't understand why it's so hard for amanda to write a livejournal entry.
me neither.

it feels alright to be in new york. except i wish i would shower.
don't we all.

there's a street in russia where drugs are legal, excpet if you take a picture two big russian guys chase after you, and when they catch you they punch you in the nose and break your camera.

my birthday came and passed.

i told my mom i wanted a kitten and she said she'd rather get the clap.

alyssas printer won't print. doesn't that suck for her. it's a big jammer.

this is all like a big boner to me right now.

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[14 Jul 2004|02:00am]
[ mood | foxy ]

almost too easy

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